alotofbeautyinordinarythings:

If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a “sylvania.” Like PENN-sylvania. Now that doesn’t mean that Jim is going to become a vampire. Only that he carries the vampiric germ.

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gameraboy:

Building Bruce, the shark from Jaws (1975)

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themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

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taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

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Currently, she’s upset that her husband’s retirement party is being upstaged by a group of gay protesters.

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a conversation that actually fucking happened

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

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R.I.P. Lauren Bacall  September 16, 1924 – August 12, 2014
"I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that."

R.I.P. Lauren Bacall  September 16, 1924 – August 12, 2014

"I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that."

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Brokeback got us good, don’t it?

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Tags: cry forever

renmorris:

okay i think thats enough of these for tonight

thanks to lightheartedrebelmage and glamourspell for help!

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accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

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saintlukas:

THIS MESSED ME UP SO BAD AS A KID, I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS HOW THEY FILMED THESE PARTS

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